May 2013
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So one of my favorite things to do lately has been...
It’s very entertaining. Believe me, I’m horrified and amused at the same time. XD
May 6th
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So these people have been having a party out on the lake behind my house since about three o’clock this afternoon. All I know is that I really wish we could call the police on them and get them to shut up because they’re loud, obnoxious, and have been out there for about six hours. It’s really ridiculous. -.- I’ma go shank me some drunk, redneck hos.
May 5th
Hurray for the impending awkwardness of the next...
May 1st
April 2013
9 posts
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Just wondering - why do people feel the need to...
Honestly, unless you’re engaged or married, I don’t see the point.
Apr 30th
1 note
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Apr 19th
68,525 notes
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Apr 19th
94,704 notes
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At home sick with tonsillitis. What do I do?
Naturally, I watch Footloose with my teddy bear. :3
Apr 18th
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To everyone on Tumblr suffering from tonsillitis,...
I can barely swallow, my antibiotics haven’t kicked in yet, and I have been like this for almost a week. Not to mention, this is the first time I’ve had it in years, so I’m really annoyed. -.- And my ear is killing me. I really hope the infection didn’t migrate…
Apr 16th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 7th
638,435 notes
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So I've developed a habit lately of watching...
Well, some of the people on there think they can apply makeup when they really can’t. And maybe they look better in real life, but still. I came across multiple people that look like clowns after they finish applying their makeup. -.- And they think they look fantastic.
Apr 7th
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Totally called the velociraptor chilling in the...
Still jumped when it actually popped out from behind the pipes. Still haven’t figured out why it apparently killed the black guy as soon as he walked in there and but waited for the blonde lady (who somehow looked pristine at the end of the movie despite being chased by both a T-Rex AND several velociraptors while the kids and the main dude looked absolutely horrific) to return power to the...
Apr 6th
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March 2013
6 posts
5 tags
Last minute prep for an art lesson.
Naturally, I’m on Tumblr, trying to find good pictures of cartoons to use.
Mar 29th
7 tags
A Completely Random Post from a Completely Random...
  Dear Physics,   If you are so powerful and universally acknowledged, why do you need other people to solve your problems for you?   Sincerely,   A Dissatisfied Customer
Mar 27th
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So I just cut up and cooked two whole chickens along with rice and stewed root vegetables with the intent that my dad and my brother would eat some when they got home from a meeting.  Well, they got home, and I was almost done cooking, and they both told me that they basically aren’t going to eat until later.  Dad’s got ANOTHER meeting until five, and my brother isn’t going to be...
Mar 24th
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justanotherstrangemind: urstvlla: reblog this and ill write your url down on a piece of paper and put them around disney world  deadline: march 25th OMG YES
Mar 16th
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Can I just take a moment to say one of my pet...
When people take something like the gag reel from The Avengers and put some stupid song behind it and then don’t even bother to turn the music down low enough so you can still hear the dialog. -.-
Mar 15th
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Mar 4th
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Heyheyheyheyheyheyhehey. My ankle hurts.
Someone make it fix. :/
Mar 1st
February 2013
10 posts
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Is it at all possible for human beings to remember anything without being told it a million times or having a machine do the remembering for them?
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
6 notes
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If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.
toastedsun: 4ir: sh3lbsssss: snow-in-septemberxx: mugglesdontgetit: OMGGGGG. LOOK AT THE NOTES! WOOP LETS TRY GETTING 1 MILLION The notes. forever r If you dont reblog: If you don’t reblog this.. you’re obviously a person who links tumblr to facebook. if we’ll get this to a million? SO MANY NOTES!!!! Just kidding…I really do… OMG, TWO MILLION… let’s get it to 3...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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I swear someone must be rubbing a glass of water by my ear, because I’m hearing music that is kind of ethereal AND NOT REALLY THERE.
Feb 21st
Five in the morning, and I’m on Tumblr because it’s the only way I can ensure I’ll be awake for the day. -.-
Feb 20th
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Kinda feel like I should be more excited for...
Feb 13th
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Hey lovelies.
So I was wondering why most of you follow me, and I would like to know. So if you would be so kind as to tell me in an ask why you started following my blog (and more importantly, why you didn’t get weirded out and abandon ship as soon as possible), I would love to hear your responses. (:
Feb 13th
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Venomous Valentine Verse
Dear nincompoop who has some strange form of alien fungus dripping from his ever-flapping jawline and apparently doesn’t realize how many times he has almost gotten the everliving snot beaten out of him just for irritating us with his existence, You remind me of a biological experiment covered in putrid slime that used to be a mixture of sickly-sweet syrup and carbonated water, a festering...
Feb 8th
January 2013
7 posts
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My cat just reached her paw under my bedroom door,...
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
3 notes
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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:
A compliment or insult A story Why you follow me If you met me what would you do A cute message One thing you want to tell me One thing you want to know about me
Jan 16th
123,106 notes
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Just finished some job applications...
  Hopefully I won’t be a broke hobo for very much longer…
Jan 7th
14 tags
I'm bored.
Methinks I’ll go watch some Supernatural and eat some food or something. I have to do something to get my heart rate up later, though…
Jan 3rd
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Reblog by the 8th of January and I will write your...
cheerleadersvstheworld: cheerleadersvstheworld: On the 8th of January (Date may differ slightly) I’ll post a photo of where I taped the paper with you’re URL on it and I’ll tag you’re URL on the photo. :D Side Note: I keep seeing these and I think it will be so much fun and I am 100% serious. I plan to do every single one. Post Proof 1-3 here. Post Proof #3 205 URLs
Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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December 2012
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Dec 29th
1 note
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Dec 28th
9 notes
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I'm really, REALLY not in the mood for attempts at...
Dec 27th
9 tags
Don't mind me, I'm just derping on my new Google...
Definitely better than an iPad. :3
Dec 26th
6 tags
Merry Christmas, everyone.
I hope you’re all having lovely holidays.
Dec 25th
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In an unexpected and rare bout of sweetness, my...
  She doesn’t do this often, so when she does, it’s very nice.  And right now, she is being very, VERY sweet.   She doesn’t purr, though…
Dec 22nd
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For Nannersandskittles:
  I feel bad because I haven’t talked to you in a while, and also because I never finished that picture I was drawing for you my freshman year.  I lost your number when my phone died and I feel bad because I never replaced it (your number, not the phone - we took care of that), and I wish I had because I was going to send this all to you in an ask, but I couldn’t find the button on...
Dec 19th
3 notes
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So I saw The Hobbit AND The Perks of Being a...
  And I have a new candle that smells amazing.  Suffice to say, I’m pretty happy. 
Dec 16th
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Anonymous asked: 56
Dec 11th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 7th
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Anonymous asked: 2, 17, and 18!
Dec 7th
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I feel unloved.
Apparently my followers don’t want to know anything about me. 
Dec 4th
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SEND ME SOME :)
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
13. What about ‘R’?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
52. Are you nice to everyone?
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
60. Do you hate anyone?
61. How’s your heart?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
70. How do you look right now?
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
72. Can you commit to one person?
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
75. Did you wake up cranky?
76. Are you a jealous person?
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
81. Last person you cried in front of?
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
85. Are you over your past?
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
97. Who do you have texts from?
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
Dec 3rd
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So my sister's having me stay up until her laundry...
  So I’m gonna pass out on my couch.  Okay?  Okay.
Dec 1st